Advice Me
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Cardinal_syn
Tourist
Almost nobody recommends a stray, few would recommend a dog that's a stranger to you, that's no so different from finding a random human bum and doing the same thing.
nekdoneco123
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
"i'm starting to get serious" in the same block of text as "I will lure him. can I get a disease? will he scratch ME? I WANT to take the knot" and literally zero concern about the well being of the boy or if he'd even be interested in sex with a stranger... i think you meant selfish not serious.
taking him in and start from there never even crossed your mind, did it? you just want YOUR first, who gives a shit about him, right?
J
Jewelry Fish
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As much as I hate to sound so harsh, as I believe you’re just naive and thinking with your pants rather than your head, but I would not go through with this if I were you. There’s a big difference between having sex with a dog you love, know, and trust, and having sex with a dog you don’t know anything about, especially if it’s a stray.
That dog has no home, he has no family to love and care for him, he’s stuck sleeping outside even when there’s bad weather, he has to search for his own food, clean his own fur (which dogs aren’t very good at in the first place), deal with bug bites, rude people that probably throw shit at him just for existing, etc. And if he were to go to the pound, he’d likely end up killed, so he’s S.O.L. And instead of helping him out and finding him a home, you wanna have sex with him, despite the fact that you barely know this dog, and don’t know how he shows discomfort, if he could potentially bite, etc…Do you see the problem here?
If you have to ask all of this in the first place, chances are you shouldn’t be going through with this. And if you don’t know the answers to these questions, how the heck are a bunch of internet strangers gonna know?
One of the key aspects to consensual sex with an animal is knowing their language so you can determine if they’re actually consenting, if they’re comfortable, content, in pain, discontent, etc. If you don’t know this dog, you don’t know his language. And I don’t know if you know this, but first times seldom go perfect, as both you and the animal tend to be inexperienced. For both of your safety, it’s best if you do it with a dog you know well. They may not have horse dicks, but sex with dogs can be pretty painful too, and the biting and scratching can be offputting for a first time. In some cases, It can be dangerous. Do you even know if you’ll be able to fit his dick in you? Cause if you underestimate him and he ends up being too big, you’re looking at a trip to the ER and some fucked up genitals. And if people found out he hurt you by scratching and biting, guess which of you is getting put down? This is the real world, not a porno. Interspecies sex isn’t as safe and easy as many would like you to believe.
And look, I’m not saying you have to take this dog in yourself, but the least you could do is post his picture around and look for someone willing to take him in, or you could at least offer him food, water, and even just a flea collar while he’s wandering about rather than sex. Cause I’m pretty sure those are much higher on the list of things mammals need to survive than sex.
Look, you seem pretty young (I hope you’re at least 18 though or else you shouldn’t be here), and you said yourself that you’re an amateur. I’m glad you at least asked before pulling through with this. I now implore you to please take this advice, and don’t touch that poor dog. He’s got enough on his plate as it is.
That dog has no home, he has no family to love and care for him, he’s stuck sleeping outside even when there’s bad weather, he has to search for his own food, clean his own fur (which dogs aren’t very good at in the first place), deal with bug bites, rude people that probably throw shit at him just for existing, etc. And if he were to go to the pound, he’d likely end up killed, so he’s S.O.L. And instead of helping him out and finding him a home, you wanna have sex with him, despite the fact that you barely know this dog, and don’t know how he shows discomfort, if he could potentially bite, etc…Do you see the problem here?
If you have to ask all of this in the first place, chances are you shouldn’t be going through with this. And if you don’t know the answers to these questions, how the heck are a bunch of internet strangers gonna know?
One of the key aspects to consensual sex with an animal is knowing their language so you can determine if they’re actually consenting, if they’re comfortable, content, in pain, discontent, etc. If you don’t know this dog, you don’t know his language. And I don’t know if you know this, but first times seldom go perfect, as both you and the animal tend to be inexperienced. For both of your safety, it’s best if you do it with a dog you know well. They may not have horse dicks, but sex with dogs can be pretty painful too, and the biting and scratching can be offputting for a first time. In some cases, It can be dangerous. Do you even know if you’ll be able to fit his dick in you? Cause if you underestimate him and he ends up being too big, you’re looking at a trip to the ER and some fucked up genitals. And if people found out he hurt you by scratching and biting, guess which of you is getting put down? This is the real world, not a porno. Interspecies sex isn’t as safe and easy as many would like you to believe.
And look, I’m not saying you have to take this dog in yourself, but the least you could do is post his picture around and look for someone willing to take him in, or you could at least offer him food, water, and even just a flea collar while he’s wandering about rather than sex. Cause I’m pretty sure those are much higher on the list of things mammals need to survive than sex.
Look, you seem pretty young (I hope you’re at least 18 though or else you shouldn’t be here), and you said yourself that you’re an amateur. I’m glad you at least asked before pulling through with this. I now implore you to please take this advice, and don’t touch that poor dog. He’s got enough on his plate as it is.
Villi
Tourist
That's a weird way to word it. @nekdoneco123 You're trying to criminalize me. I often give him food and cuddle him, if that's what you are asking. I can't afford a pet of my own. And asking for others' pet to do stuff will most definitely expose me! So that's why I am choosing slightly stealth option. Also I would not gonna harm or injury him in this process. It's gonna be a life time thing for him. I am literally helping him to be sexually relieved. Making love is not just about a person, since it occurs between two, spontaneously. People these days mindlessly hook up with anything that moves! Tinder fact. Unlike that, it'd be a sweet suburban secret. But I am not proceeding any further. As diseases and no-vax difficulties may persist.
I'm missing the days when zooville was more friendly, understanding, and supportive in all the way.
I'm missing the days when zooville was more friendly, understanding, and supportive in all the way.
J
Jewelry Fish
Guest
Keyword here is people. As much as some of us here don’t like to admit it, animals aren’t like humans. They’re not a part of hookup culture. And the difference here between a hookup with two adult humans and a hookup with a human and a stray dog should be obvious. That’d be the equivalent of a well-off man hooking up with a homeless woman he sometimes feeds and talks to, but never offers to take inside or offer any help off the streets.
Is it really the end of the world to wait until you can? I personally don’t understand the rush. I haven’t had my first experience yet, and I have an animal of my own. I’ve said it several times and I’ll say it until the end of time: There’s more to life than sex. I can list at least a hundred other things you could be doing while you wait.
The community can be very supportive, but feathers do get ruffled when people think with their pants rather than their heads, and potentially put the animal in question in danger. Why would anyone support this kind of interaction in which both parties could be put in danger?
EDIT:
I forgot to quote your “I am literally helping him to be sexually relieved”
He can get that same sexual relief from other stray dogs in the area, a fire hydrant, or whatever else he desires. Food, shelter, water, and family, however, is much harder for him to find, and much more important to his general health and survival. You said yourself that you worry he might have diseases. Those probably cause him a hefty amount of pain/discomfort.
Reconscope
Supreme Citizen of ZV
There are rude individuals and there are nice ones. The way you worded the topic made it sound like to me "use him then off the street you go".
Rabies is a stealthy disease the creature doesnt always survive into the "rabid" stage. I honestly dont know if it cant spread before that point.
If your allowing him to live with you thats great your keeping one life safe as you can get. Get him Vet checked though
nekdoneco123
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
i don't know how it works in your country, but being selfish is not a crime here in mine. i wasn't "criminalizing" you, i was pointing out how selfish you sound. and this reply sounds even more selfish than your first post. maybe you just are a selfish person incapable of any self-reflection?
case in fucking point
and i'm missing the day when ppl were able to take criticism and the slightest kind of disagreement wasn't viewed as some low, vicious and deeply personal attack.
pointing stuff out is total abuse.