zoo virgin

So I've been lurking here for a little bit, but I've always been too scared to post. It seems like everyone else is so experienced and can actually find people >< Does anyone have any tips for finding someone who would offer to let me get my first time? Also, do any of you have tips for like-...

Well, to me actually!! It's my birthday today. and now it's the first year of being who I want to be, I'm still an animal virgin. I think my mission for 36 is to change that. Who wants to (in all seriousness) help me with that??