knotty jokes

Ok I admit. I copied and pasted this from a banned member on here but I like the rhymes. Old mother Hubbard when to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone, but when she bent over Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own ,LOL Does anybody have any other rhymes/ jokes about beastiality??

You see this while shopping and had to do a double take. I had to stifle my giggles around my shopping partners but this had me in shambles. Maybe my sense of humor is broken but I thought this was hilarious