jokes

The best one-liner wins! Annnnnd go! Example: Hey, I have a 9-inch tongue and can breathe through my ears! Please post your pics and one-liners!

Ok I admit. I copied and pasted this from a banned member on here but I like the rhymes. Old mother Hubbard when to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone, but when she bent over Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own ,LOL Does anybody have any other rhymes/ jokes about beastiality??

The goons posted a video a week or two ago where there was an extended bit of them joking about zoophilia/bestiality for 2 minutes! They've made jokes about fucking animals before, but this is the longest bit yet! (Warning! Offensive jokes!) I was laughing my ass...

Please post your worst, cringworthy, and/or groan-worthy puns and dad jokes. I'll start: Q: When does a joke become a dad joke? A: When it becomes apparent. ------ Q: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? A: "Dam."