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Hello guys, just a quick question. In anticipation of soon losing my regained virginity I've bought some durex play natural feeling lube as in my mind flavours or heating tingling and all that nonsense are just gunna distract or even discourage the male dog I'm looking to receive. Nowhere on the...

Good lord, I hate spiders, I was jerking off on my sofa watching a stallion handjob video, my girl was licking me as usual, having good time, and suddendly saw in the corner of my sight, a black tegenenaria spider, 1.5 inches big, running on my sofa ?? towards me, never jumped off the couch so...