WouldLoveToFuckAnimals
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i dont know if anyone had posted this or if its in the right section if not please let me know what section so i can move it but if you were to have sex with a dinosaur what would it be?
If you could pick 1 dinosaur to pursue (sexually or romantically), which would it be?
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Tailo
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A few people on this forum have had sex with ostriches, which are technically theropod dinosaurs, distantly related to this guy: ? So I guess ostrich lovers could give pretty good insight.
Pyrohorselover
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Giant land sloth
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True but they were around the same time period
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True but they were around the same time period
SouthEastDude
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Lets say Jurrassic park level technology is invented and we can bring dinosaurs back, what would be your choice of dinosuar to form an intimate relationship with? Obviously a lot of the predator species would most likely be on the same level as Lions or Tigers, people would have the attraction but the idea of trying to do anything would be almost impossible.
Assuming it was domesticated and friendly, I'd probably choose a Dracorex. We won't ever know what it'd orginally look like, but considering the bone structure you might end up getting something akin to a dragon. Even without wings, I'm sure it probably looked amazing whilst it was alive.
Assuming it was domesticated and friendly, I'd probably choose a Dracorex. We won't ever know what it'd orginally look like, but considering the bone structure you might end up getting something akin to a dragon. Even without wings, I'm sure it probably looked amazing whilst it was alive.
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PurpleHair92
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Talking fantasy wise it might be fun to be chosen by a pact of raptors. I have to think that maybe a female would be bread by many males to keep producing young and it would be kind of a fun roughfullness.
What-there-once-was
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If we are assuming they are friendly whether they are carnivore or herbivore then I think I would try my luck with a Deinonychus, they are part of the raptor family but are about 2x/3x bigger then a Velociraptor, which are actually only about the size of a turkey. 
This would be my choice. I have always loved them since the first time I saw the first Jurassic Park. Fun fact Michael Crichton based his "raptors" on the Deinonychus, bu picked the name raptor because it sounds better.
saddlebum66
Supreme Citizen of ZV
If the tech is possible, EVER, better wait before you make a Reservation. What we KNOW about these critters is far surpassed by what we DON'T. You could find yourself fatally diseased, or kill your partner in ignorance. Jury's gonna be out on this one for a LOOONG time
horsebuttdrainmynuts
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i wasnt sure what dino i would pick and never considered that option. so some endo fun with a t-rex for meIn a really really really fantasy world, probably a Mosasaurus. It could also fulfill my vorephile fantasies
petite-pony
Citizen of Zooville
Baryonyx are some sexy sexy dinos
Big Papa Coyote
Tourist
I'm pretty basic, T-Rex. Helps I'm a bit of a size fetishist.
FeralLovin'
Citizen of Zooville
Parasaurolophus
Don't know what it is about them, but I've been in love with them since I was a kid.
Don't know what it is about them, but I've been in love with them since I was a kid.
I do not remember them having breasts.
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tamara590
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im a bit of a size fetishist, ive always had a thing for tryceratops, but a raptor or pachy would also be nice.
spinos and t-rexes are also hot, but might be a bit too dangerous when it comes to it, haha
spinos and t-rexes are also hot, but might be a bit too dangerous when it comes to it, haha
Big Papa Coyote
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tamara590
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im sure you mean compys
Rev216
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Those are the ones, finna have 10 tongues on me ?
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tamara590
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they would be perfect for that, agree with you 100%
newsirocco
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Not sure about dinosaurs..but I'm sure I could think of a few prehistoric mammals ? ( Maybe an idea for a companion thread to this one ? )
( Maybe an idea for a companion thread to this one ? ) 
Horse.dragon
Tourist
Triceratops. That's for sure. Bulls of them as well. Just the fantasy of they would be friendly.
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pupwhoshaggedme
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The point of this post is as a what if senario......if there were no bad consequences.....about 80% of dino's size alone would put an end to any human which is why it's a fantasy post lol. It's not fun to think about all the ways it's impossible....think about a world where it could with no negative repercussions.
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pupwhoshaggedme
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I second this; the idea of being stalked by a pack of them......then when they close in and vocalize to the others in their pack you would know that your about to get your comuppense; but instead of closing in to devour you....(or maybe they would in the best of ways) they would take turns using you .. breeding you....filling your rear and head as many times as possible.....yea....I call it a win.