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Americanmeat.com toy reviews

Apparently 1 inch and 3/4 is too big for medium dog pussy pocket pussy I have tore it good news is I got large anus lol True story so I guess that means I’m a large but not in length lol just average length 5 inches not sure if I should upload picture of tear it is less than quarter inch size on the top left of the V but it did his job again today three times a use that pussy is good lol But did not have my dog looking at me and me looking into her eyes so it was not as passionate as the first time which was also the second so highly recommend having someone you care about be in your heart and mind ?. And if anybody has any idea what the best safe organic vegan non-crappy lube is please let me know or make a thing so everybody can know Thanks
 
Apparently 1 inch and 3/4 is too big for medium dog pussy pocket pussy I have tore it good news is I got large anus lol True story so I guess that means I’m a large but not in length lol just average length 5 inches not sure if I should upload picture of tear it is less than quarter inch size on the top left of the V but it did his job again today three times a use that pussy is good lol But did not have my dog looking at me and me looking into her eyes so it was not as passionate as the first time which was also the second so highly recommend having someone you care about be in your heart and mind ?. And if anybody has any idea what the best safe organic vegan non-crappy lube is please let me know or make a thing so everybody can know Thanks
I use Sliquid. Either the H2O or Sassy (more slick for tight canals).
 
How is the packaging? Is it discreet? Does it come in a box? Is the packaging revealing? And estimate, how long is the shipping?
 
I just bought one of the AM canines last week and got it this week. I won't be posting photos due to it being a custom-colored character match, but I'll be able to at least describe it. I will note that I was pondering seeing if they were willing to be involved in a toy project of my own, but I'm really on the fence as of writing

I placed the order last Monday, making sure the colors were at least close enough to what I wanted, but planned on sending a reference photo to get the correct colors matched. The next day, Tuesday, I emailed them the reference photo with the order number and a description of which colors needed to be matched. There was a third color chosen that was to be a new addition to the color scheme and not to be changed. I simply got a confirmation that the photo and information would be attached to my order so that the request could be fulfilled. There was no verification of the color information or any communication at all from this point to shipping. The toy was shipped out last Friday with just a standard notification from the "Shop" system they use. The estimated date on the tracking number was this Tuesday. I was quite excited at this point.

Now we're to today. I got a notification and email saying that the package was on the truck to be delivered. My excitement grew quite a lot. I went through my normal day up until the mail truck arrived and was happy to have the package when it arrived. I noticed something was off when I opened the box, but was unsure of exactly what. So, I proceeded to open the toy after deciding that the colors weren't quite right but okay for something to jack off with. This is where things got worse. After testing it out and enjoying the toy quite abit, I decided that something wasn't sitting quite right with the toy.

How wrong could a toy purchase have gone? The main color was supposed to be an actual color, but I got undyed silicone. Not bad, but I could still deal with it. The inside color was supposed to be standard color choice, but I got something that wasn't on the website or reference photos. This color was never in the order or reference photos, wtf. I started looking over the surface and after one of the "fur" tufts simply fell off, I found dozens of bubbles embedded in the toy including the tailhole. Now, we're into a quality control failure, but we're not even done yet. The spade had a noticeable gap. Not the little bit I've seen in photos and read about on here, it was gaping. Upon further inspection of the toy and comparison to the product photos, I realized that the toy had literally been circumcised during production. All three spade lips had been cut back smooth with the inner walls and even some nasty cut marks were clearly left behind. The upper spade "lip" even had a massive bubble in it that was somehow through all three colors and was sliced right through, leaving more nasty cut marks behind. To sum it up: The colors were wrong, the molding process left enough bubbles to breathe in for a month, and the toy doesn't even resemble the product photos at this point.

I've emailed AMI with photos and a description of all of the issues, and I am currently waiting for a response. From what I've been told, I should expect something at least reasonable, but the quality of what I was sent makes me seriously doubt this. I'll be posting any updates to this as soon as I can and hope to find a proper resolution quickly.
 
Yeah, hopefully they do something for you to fix that, mine only had the very noticable gap with the spade
That looks exactly like the shape mine came in. It's not at all how it's being advertised here or on their site. You should absolutely contact them about that.

If anyone else has gotten one of these in lately that looks like this, please share photos when you can.
 
I just bought one of the AM canines last week and got it this week. I won't be posting photos due to it being a custom-colored character match, but I'll be able to at least describe it. I will note that I was pondering seeing if they were willing to be involved in a toy project of my own, but I'm really on the fence as of writing

I placed the order last Monday, making sure the colors were at least close enough to what I wanted, but planned on sending a reference photo to get the correct colors matched. The next day, Tuesday, I emailed them the reference photo with the order number and a description of which colors needed to be matched. There was a third color chosen that was to be a new addition to the color scheme and not to be changed. I simply got a confirmation that the photo and information would be attached to my order so that the request could be fulfilled. There was no verification of the color information or any communication at all from this point to shipping. The toy was shipped out last Friday with just a standard notification from the "Shop" system they use. The estimated date on the tracking number was this Tuesday. I was quite excited at this point.

Now we're to today. I got a notification and email saying that the package was on the truck to be delivered. My excitement grew quite a lot. I went through my normal day up until the mail truck arrived and was happy to have the package when it arrived. I noticed something was off when I opened the box, but was unsure of exactly what. So, I proceeded to open the toy after deciding that the colors weren't quite right but okay for something to jack off with. This is where things got worse. After testing it out and enjoying the toy quite abit, I decided that something wasn't sitting quite right with the toy.

How wrong could a toy purchase have gone? The main color was supposed to be an actual color, but I got undyed silicone. Not bad, but I could still deal with it. The inside color was supposed to be standard color choice, but I got something that wasn't on the website or reference photos. This color was never in the order or reference photos, wtf. I started looking over the surface and after one of the "fur" tufts simply fell off, I found dozens of bubbles embedded in the toy including the tailhole. Now, we're into a quality control failure, but we're not even done yet. The spade had a noticeable gap. Not the little bit I've seen in photos and read about on here, it was gaping. Upon further inspection of the toy and comparison to the product photos, I realized that the toy had literally been circumcised during production. All three spade lips had been cut back smooth with the inner walls and even some nasty cut marks were clearly left behind. The upper spade "lip" even had a massive bubble in it that was somehow through all three colors and was sliced right through, leaving more nasty cut marks behind. To sum it up: The colors were wrong, the molding process left enough bubbles to breathe in for a month, and the toy doesn't even resemble the product photos at this point.

I've emailed AMI with photos and a description of all of the issues, and I am currently waiting for a response. From what I've been told, I should expect something at least reasonable, but the quality of what I was sent makes me seriously doubt this. I'll be posting any updates to this as soon as I can and hope to find a proper resolution quickly.
Small update on this story:

I've gotten a response from their support, and they say that they are going to see what they can do to fix it. They are claiming that the gape is completely normal and that the spade can't possibly look like that on a real product since the stock photo is of a toy with no actual inserts. I've responded to this with a photo of a friend's toy showing what I was expecting and that it was completely possible to look like that.

My personal opinion:

I happen to know why they took the listings down for a while, and I believe that this difference is directly related to that situation. I'm going to keep the details of what I know and believe about this to myself for the moment, but may be willing to disclose more about it if they disclose it to me.
 
Small update on this story:

I've gotten a response from their support, and they say that they are going to see what they can do to fix it. They are claiming that the gape is completely normal and that the spade can't possibly look like that on a real product since the stock photo is of a toy with no actual inserts. I've responded to this with a photo of a friend's toy showing what I was expecting and that it was completely possible to look like that.

My personal opinion:

I happen to know why they took the listings down for a while, and I believe that this difference is directly related to that situation. I'm going to keep the details of what I know and believe about this to myself for the moment, but may be willing to disclose more about it if they disclose it to me.
Wow, thanks for this. I've been debating on getting the canine toy, and I still intend to. But at least this can give me more pause and if they are looking into it, maybe they'll fix any issues relating to quality (and coloration). I still have my mare pussy that can satisfy me for now.
 
Its a medium, and I didnt plan on contacting about it because it doest bother me too much and doesnt seem to affect how it feels any.
At least now I know its the "intended" look and that they just mislead with the insert-less toy
It's not just that, they've changed what they consider the complete final product within the past year and have even said that they are going to change the stock photos out soon. I have proof that they were making them identical to the stock photo before
 
Wow, thanks for this. I've been debating on getting the canine toy, and I still intend to. But at least this can give me more pause and if they are looking into it, maybe they'll fix any issues relating to quality (and coloration). I still have my mare pussy that can satisfy me for now.
They've already said that they're looking into it, but from what I've been hearing I wouldn't expect everything to be fixed anytime soon.
 
Well, this could also explain why theyre now cheaper
Short answer: yes.
Long answer:
The actual toy from the mold is definitely the exact same as before, but the modification after curing is likely to make removing the cores safer. The actual issue I can see coming about from the current design is actually much easier to solve if they were to actually try, but it seems that they've taken the easy route instead. The email I got in response to my complaint included a mention that they're working on replacing the stock photos with new ones to represent the "new look". I've offered to provide help with these issues if they're willing to accept the help, but I'm really not expecting much at all given what I've been told and lied to about.
 
Sassy is a great purchase
It’s been working great thanks for the advice my current Mate who I am way too big for I got Dildos for her and she going crazy for it like she cannot contain herself and for the toy it’s been working great definitely better than the aloe stuff.
 

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I think it was worth the money. I've had horse pussy toys before (which brought me great pleasure), but Cheval is much better. More realistic in appearance and in... well, I've never experienced the real thing, but if I had to guess, realistic in feel too. Plus you get two holes to play with. More banging for your bucking.
 
Haven't really messed with sex toys before but decided I wanted to give AMI a try and holy Hera I'm glad I did. I decided to go big or go home when I couldn't decide between the cheval and the cookie buffet and got both. Based on their measurements I went ahead and got the large inserts. I've been using them for a few months now and it's just. Really excellent. I quite enjoy the softness, and the large is a decent fit for my length and girth. The sexiness of having that little incline inside the canine like the real deal cannot be overstated. Whether you're fantasizing about a two legged or four legged bitch letting you satisfy your cookie cravings, it'll get you spurting like you're doing your absolute best to make some puppies and in my experience the mare is no slouch either. I've done a decent stallion impression, both in being more of a quick shot than normal and for sheer volume. Not sure I'd ever want to try the real deal, but if a real mare does even more for me than this toy does I'd be legitimately concerned about fathering a centaur.

My only real gripes are:
1. As mentioned by others, the two hole design makes them a bit unwieldy to handle. Probably be better stuffed into something to "hold" the toy, but if you don't have that option you don't have that option.
2. The nipples on the dog toy are really... perhaps the least interesting part of the experience. I'd rather they skip them personally.
3. The large equine insert suffers a bit from not having the full and detailed texture and only having ridges compared to the large canine. Still lots of fun and very enjoyable, but could be better.
4. Like any toy, if you have a little extra length to throw around you might poke the plug out or otherwise play peek a boo.

I'm trying to resolve points 1 and 3 by ordering a single hole cheval in the medium to see how it does. It should be fairly tight, but I'm hoping I don't damage it.

I probably won't be able to report back on that, this is a burner after all, but I think it's a review itself to say I've now done $200+ in business with AMI and will be going back for more if medium works out in the equine and they do a single hole canine. It also has me curious to try the lizard/dragon one just for the hell of it, so I might grab a blem/ready made later on once my sizing test is complete.
 
Are they worth the money? They seem super pricey.
If you look around you'll see they actually have the best price for what you're getting. Most sites are offering small toys that even average size dicks can't fit, or they're over $100. If you get a ready to ship from their inventory they can be as low as $50. I paid $80 for my 2 hole black dragon with red labia and interior. Just make sure you read what the imperfections are to avoid getting one with bubbles or small tears. Some the entrance is just slightly off center or the color bled a little during molding or a nick from when they pulled it out of the mold.
 
Haven't really messed with sex toys before but decided I wanted to give AMI a try and holy Hera I'm glad I did. I decided to go big or go home when I couldn't decide between the cheval and the cookie buffet and got both. Based on their measurements I went ahead and got the large inserts. I've been using them for a few months now and it's just. Really excellent. I quite enjoy the softness, and the large is a decent fit for my length and girth. The sexiness of having that little incline inside the canine like the real deal cannot be overstated. Whether you're fantasizing about a two legged or four legged bitch letting you satisfy your cookie cravings, it'll get you spurting like you're doing your absolute best to make some puppies and in my experience the mare is no slouch either. I've done a decent stallion impression, both in being more of a quick shot than normal and for sheer volume. Not sure I'd ever want to try the real deal, but if a real mare does even more for me than this toy does I'd be legitimately concerned about fathering a centaur.

My only real gripes are:
1. As mentioned by others, the two hole design makes them a bit unwieldy to handle. Probably be better stuffed into something to "hold" the toy, but if you don't have that option you don't have that option.
2. The nipples on the dog toy are really... perhaps the least interesting part of the experience. I'd rather they skip them personally.
3. The large equine insert suffers a bit from not having the full and detailed texture and only having ridges compared to the large canine. Still lots of fun and very enjoyable, but could be better.
4. Like any toy, if you have a little extra length to throw around you might poke the plug out or otherwise play peek a boo.

I'm trying to resolve points 1 and 3 by ordering a single hole cheval in the medium to see how it does. It should be fairly tight, but I'm hoping I don't damage it.

I probably won't be able to report back on that, this is a burner after all, but I think it's a review itself to say I've now done $200+ in business with AMI and will be going back for more if medium works out in the equine and they do a single hole canine. It also has me curious to try the lizard/dragon one just for the hell of it, so I might grab a blem/ready made later on once my sizing test is complete.
I had the same issue for my two whole dragon. Which ever hole you're not using is awkward to handle, but I suggest putting a dildo or better yet a vibrator in the hole you're not using. That should make the hole you are using tighter, add some rigidity, and the added vibration couldn't hurt.
 
I had bought my Cheval on Etsy, but it seems as though they might not be carry AMI toys anymore for some reason. Their online store is still up, of course, so I'll likely get my canine toy from there... at a later date.
But they have a new toy in the works... a deer pussy! I'll certainly want one to lead my sleigh any night.
 
It's not bad, I tried using it between the mattresses, that worked for a bit, then I decided to stick it in a full-sized mini plush (its supported by rebar lol) then I decided to align it with the horse in Primal Valley in VRChat...
Okay, ngl, the Primal Valley VR horse breathing and moving in front of you while you use this specific set up in full body... is, about as close to the real thing as you can get.
Since I no longer have minis to bring into the living room, this is the best it gets lately and, it's not that bad lol.
 

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